As a bartender, I meet plenty women. From too drunk 21 year olds, to Cougars on the prowl, I have tasted of the fruit of the land. And because of all my experience, I can tell you, FOR A FACT, bartenders make the best lovers. Don’t believe me? Well, let tell you why:

1) WE TAKE OUR TIME - Contrary to popular belief, bartenders are in no rush to get you drunk. I know the best times I’ve had drinking is drinking at a nice, slow pace, all night long. This means I do my best to pace my guests, and make sure they’re not getting too drunk, too fast. This comes play in the bedroom, as well. I like to take my time, and make sure that my lover knows that I don’t just have the destination in mind, but that I’m here for the journey as well. a long, VERY pleasurable journey!

2)WE GET YOU WHAT YOU ASK FOR ( AND HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU LIKE) - I’ve never had any problems taking orders from beautiful women, whether that be behind the bar, or in the bedroom. But here’s the thing: You gotta tell me what you want! Often times, women come to the bar and tell me to get them my “special”. This usually means they have no idea what they want, and they want me to read their minds. I can usually figure out a good drink for them, but only after quizzing them for awhile. This takes a little time but when you find that drink that a woman absolutely loves, she’ll keep coming back for more. In the same respect, I don’t mind being very verbal in the bedroom, and I don’t mind taking orders and making adjustments. Bottom line: I’m in there to bring my lover pleasure, and If what I’m doing isn’t working for you, let me know, so we can figure out what does! All women are different, and what works for some, may not work for others.

3) WE”VE SEEN IT ALL - Crazy things happen at bars, and that goes double past midnight! I’ve seen a pool table used for something other then playing pool, and I’ve seen the oddest combination of strangers headed home together. Being a bartender has basically taught me to expect the unexpected. This comes in handy in the sack. Too many times, people are afraid to let their freak flags fly in the bedroom, and that’s exactly where people NEED to be freaky! My best sexual experiences have been when I trust the other person completely, and I wasn’t afraid to tell her about my wildest fantasies. But what if I would’ve been too afraid to ask for what I wanted, because I might seem weird? Bartenders have seen it all, and if we don’t know how to deal with a particular situation, we figure it out pretty quick. Someone who knows how to adjust to new experiences? Sounds like a bartender, and a bad ass lover!